It is reported that terrified revellers encountered a large black cat in Tutbury churchyard.
Parish Councillors fear that it may be Bulgakov's pyromanic BEHEMOTH and residents have been warned to look out for the cat's companions, a gentleman magician, an ex-choirmaster, a wall eyed and fanged assassin, a pale faced angel of death, and a redheaded witch.
With luck the apparition will turn out to have been no more than a feral black panther.
Aunty Marg assures me that ALL the characters described are easily identifiable amidst the residents of Tutbury so... Hide the Primus!
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