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Thursday 5 August 2010

Devil's Henchman Spotted in Staffordshire Graveyard

It is reported that terrified revellers encountered a large black cat in Tutbury churchyard.
Parish Councillors fear that it may be Bulgakov's pyromanic BEHEMOTH and residents have been warned to look out for the cat's companions, a gentleman magician, an ex-choirmaster, a wall eyed and fanged assassin, a pale faced angel of death, and a redheaded witch.
With luck the apparition will turn out to have been no more than a feral black panther.

1 comment:

  1. Aunty Marg assures me that ALL the characters described are easily identifiable amidst the residents of Tutbury so... Hide the Primus!

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