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Tuesday 29 January 2013

Flight


Suddenly the vast space was echoing to Klaxon alarms, the walls flashing in reflected crimson light.  
“Up There!” someone had shouted above the general row and, with the first bullets ripping and pinging about them, the boys abandoned their rucksacks and scurried after Ginsbergbear as he disappeared back down the ventilation duct.   They were scuttling awkwardly in the confined space, but the bumping and scraping behind them told of their pursuit by Chats Souterrains far more comfortable in the claustrophobic darkness.   After an eternity of blind shoving, shouting, scrabbling they fell, sweating and wheezing, into the main tunnel and continued their mad dash without any attempt at concealment.   As they ran there were distant shouts and explosions behind them.   Then they became aware of a throbbing whine rapidly growing in volume.
“Take cover!” shouted Boz, and they pressed against the dark walls as the saucer, the craft they had seen on its railway truck, whooshed past.   It veered towards the tunnel wall and directed a static discharge, ionising the air ahead, the electromagnetic crackling mingling with a booming sound beam howl, like an amateur brass band attempting a Charles Ives composition.   The wall dissolved into tatters akin to a moth eaten lace curtain and the gaping maw of the Devil’s Arse appeared ahead.    Boz and Slasher broke cover, the others following close on their heels, and rushed through the shimmering gap before the rock wall could reform and the overlapping universes part company once more.   The saucer, silhouetted against the sky, zoomed out and up, scattering jackdaws, its mission unknown and its crew’s attention far from the fleeing group that followed in its wake.   Slasher broke his step momentarily to fire his Mauser, once, into the blackness behind them.   The shot echoed around the cavern like a fusillade; the others flinched, but the relentless pounding of their commando-booted pursuers did not faulter.   They fled past the ropewalk and workers hovels out into the winding back alleys of Castleton – ducking, weaving, bouncing off walls in their wild flight.


Flight of the Sore Afraid

                                    Out of the Devil’s Arse we blundered
                                    Into the street where Emos chundered
                                    Scattering Goths
                                    And Punks who wondered
                                    “What the f..?”
                                    We did not make reply
                                    Theirs was not to wonder why
                                    Theirs was but to duck or die
                                    Les Chats’ Sten guns thundered

                                    Bullets to the left of us
                                    Bullets to the right of us
                                    Bullets from behind us
                                    Buzzed and whined
                                    Blasted with shot and shell
                                    Swiftly we ran… ah well
                                    Out of that mouth of Hell
                                    Nought could our terror quell
                                    I wish we could catch a bus

                                    We must be mad as bats
                                    Taking on the pallid Chats
                                    Rounds ripping through our hats
                                    Gasping teddy wheezing cats
                                    Tottering Dodo
                                    Legs all spent
                                    Relentlessly pursued by Paras
                                    Tough old vets of Mons and Arras
                                    Battle hardened bold as brass
                                    Armed to the teeth they’ll kick our ass
                                    Our future looks like diddly squats

                                    A miracle’s our only chance
                                    A cavalry with sword and lance
                                    On mighty steeds that rear and prance
                                    Slasher chucks t’ward me a glance
                                    “Is that Plan B?”
                                    “There’s no Plan B”
                                    Grovelling upon all fours
                                    Hammering on shuttered doors
                                    Mourning for our last lost cause
                                    Doomed Amigos of El Boz
                                    Is this really our last dance?

Ginsbergbear,
Convalescing
- A four pipe recovery.

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